Them Smart Little Bastards..

They lurk, they land, they avoid my hand…

I swat, I slap, I want to make them splat!

They fly, they flee, They laugh at me!!

 

It’s now war, I’ll settle the score!

Them Smart Little Bastards, Hear me roar!!

Out comes the swatter, You’ll soon be dead!

They disappear and laugh instead!

 

I sit, I type, there’s none in sight,

But soon they come for another fight!

I swat, I slap, I want to make them splat!

They fly, they flee, and laugh at me!

 

I’m back in business, the game is on,

I’m now on to their little con…

Them smart little bastards, hide away and see

You won’t be getting the best of me!!

 

I’m stealth, I’m quiet, I’ll wait all day!

You will no longer live to get in my way!

So come little bastards come out and play!

Swat, splat, your dead, I’ve had my say!

 

I type in peace, I’ve won this war!

Oh crap, there’s one, there’s two, there’s more!!!

Smart little bastards have taken hold,

I’m done with this game, I’m getting old.

 

Inside I sit in peace and glee

Till I realize them smart little bastards got the best of me…

 

DM 8/13/16

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